May 2012
cupids-addiction:
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
2thpaste:
the worst is when you’re insecure about something and another person knows it and directly attacks it
eighth grade was a dark time for everyone
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i really need to fix my sleep schedule.
squiiiije:
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
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sometimes when i can’t fall asleep at 2am, i fill out a survey.
under a read more, so you all can just ignore it and scroll on by :)
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Has a hot air balloon ever flown over your house?
not that i’m aware of, but i guess anything is possible!
Do you hate when people try to show off something new they got?
not really haha, i probably do the same thing
Do you tell anyone...
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I hope you know you’re my favorite thing...
dtr0nn:
hearing kenny choi’s voice still gives me chills
neveryourb0yfriend:
fightoffyourdemonsfightoffyourdemonsfightoffyourdemonsfightoffyourdemonsfightoffyourdemonsfightoffyourdemonsfightoffyourdemonsfightoffyourdemonsfightoffyourdemonsfightoffyourdemonsfightoffyourdemonsfightoffyourdemons
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Biology pick up lines
knife-man:
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this...
k-imber:
feeding-w0lves:
missvengeance7x:
I’m going find a hipster kid, kidnap them, throw them into the middle of the Pacific Ocean with no raft, and see if they refuse to sink then.
Everything about this post is right
