Is this what it feels like with my wings clipped?
I’m awkward and nervous.
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if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
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if you didn’t have a crush on at least 3 of them you are lying
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dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
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So all of you spanish-speaking peoples know that “fuentes” is spanish for “fountains.” So Vic Fuentes really means Vic Fountains. So um. I made Vic Fountains… I’m sorry someone needs to take the internet away from me okay
Fountains
Vic is 30 years old, he looks like he’s fucking 17
Fountain
Of youth
It all makes sense now
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tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
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